The Power of (Absurd) Rangers

This time, I decided to make a midnight post. This is urgent because... I don't know. I just wanna make a post. Who's mad?
What I wanna tell is all about my new friends criminal partner in campus.
We called ourselves as Rangers.
Okay, this rangers are kinda absurd, odd, freak and blah blah blah
We're not like a normal rangers. Superheroes to our town. We're not DEFINITELY like that.
I mean, we're similiar to the others superheroes but we're cooler that them. We save our campus from boring illnes. You know,
Skip to the important information, I'm telling yall a little about the members.
Here we go...

First, The Black Ranger:
The most beatiful, kind, patient, polite and humble ranger. I'm telling you it's a girl.
Yup the black ranger is a girl and it's indeed me. Okay, you may wonder how could a girl who oh-so-pretty like me could become a Black Ranger. Me too, idk why a beautiful, kind, patient, polite, and humble like this called Black Ranger.
They decided it before ask my acceptance. They say the reason is because I often wear black clothes.
It isn't because I'm dark, bad or evil. It's definitely BIG NONO. I'm telling you one more time. I'm beatiful, kind, patient, polite, and humble.
That's all. No bad record in my life. I'm the angel of them all.

Second, The White Ranger:
She's a ranger which is the opposite of me. The opposite mean they called her white but she is absolutely NOT WHITE AT ALL.
Ok, I'm a bit emotional at this part. She's the badass. She whispers mislead words to the others. She always be the one who persuade us to skip the class and go out.
The only reason she called White Ranger is because she often wear white clothes. As I said, the opposite of me.
And also she is the devil between us. And I'm still the angel. I'm always be the angel. Thanks.

Third, The Gray Ranger:
This ranger is very gray. It's not because she has a gray eyes, gray skin, gray hair or even gray clothes. Okay, gray clothes, she often wear gray too.
But there's something different reason. The other reason is she is a REAL gray. Sometimes she skips the class like us, sometimes she's not. Sometimes she's lazy and sometimes not. Sometimes she's beautiful and sometimes not. Ok, I'm just kidding, she's not beautiful. And of course, I'm the one who blamed as the beautiful.
Back to this species ranger. Yeah, like I've told yall. She's the 'Galauest' member of us.
She can be bad and be good. More for bad and less fo good. That's all.

note: Galauest is the highest level of Galau.

Fourth, The Pink Brown-less Ranger:
It is kind of new species of Rangers. She called Pink because she is the girliest (perhaps) member but has a tan skin. She said it sexy but I don't think so -__-
This Ranger is the funniest member. She often tell her sad, poor, and unlucky story as jokes. She like blabbering stories so much. I'm telling you she's very dangerous.
She can tells story as much as possible just from a hint. You just need to say a verb then voila! It will turns to a story as long as hell!
For the first time this ranger is the quietest one. But more you know her, more stories you would get.
And also I'm warning you, don't ever ask to see her student's license. You would die of laughter right after you see the shilhouette.
And I'm not even joking. This is serious, this is real...

Fifth, The Yellow Ranger:
This is the last members of our teams. I actually don't want to admit this one as our member. Because s(he) always force us to say that s(he)'s beautiful.
He tries to replace my throne as the most beautiful member. Okay, you may wonder why this 'He' wants to be called beautiful. I'm telling you it's because he is a KW boy.
You know, guy outside, girl inside. That's true. He will punch you in the face and kick your ass if you try to call him handsome.
He also likes boys. He's a gay. I know it means but it's true. Okay, at this point I'm lying. He is a true man. He likes girls. Once again, he's normal.
It all begining because me and others members called him like that just for joke. He often respond it the same, pretending as a real gay who likes boys.
And suddenly some friends believed it. Poor you, boy.
The reason why did he call Yellow Ranger is because he's the one who 'ngambang'.
He's a guy who wanted to be a girl. He's a KW boy. He's gender is 'ngambang' like something yellow 'ngambang' in the river. You know...
To approve that I'm just kidding I'm telling you one more time. HE"S NOT GAY AND I"M JUST KIDDING!

To approve that this kind of superheroes is true, I will show you some pics of the member.
Check this out...
Oops, I forget to warn you better using a sunglasses it may hurts your eyes.

 The White Ranger (who not white at all).

 The Gray Ranger. I pick this pict because she looks so Galau here.

 As I told you, she's a Galau Queen

 The Pink Brown-less Ranger. 

 No Photos for The Yellow Ranger. It will hurts you so much

(From the left) Me, Pink Brown-less and White

That's all the picts of the members. You entertain? Oh, I guess not.
What? They all are ugly? Yup, I told ya better wearing sunglasses. That's your risk.
Thanks for reading this awful, lame, unimportant post. And sorry for hurting your eyes with the picts.
See ya in another post. And I'm sleepy now, zzzzzzzzzzzzz.................